Er du på utkikk etter “bank bank”-vitser? Da har du kommet til riktig sted. Vi har her samlet både norske og engelske “bank bank”-vitser.

For engelske “knock knock”-vitser, klikk her.

Norske bank bank vitser – side 1:

Bank bank!
Hvem der?
Eli.
Eli hvem?
Elifant!

Neste vits

Bank bank vitser – side 2:

Bank Bank
Hvem der?
En forstyrrende ku
En forsty…?
(avbryter) MØØØØ

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Bank bank vitser – side 3:

Bank, bank!
Hvem der?
Tor!
Hvem Tor?
Konditor!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Bank bank vitser – side 4:

Bank, bank!
Hvem der?
Tor!
Tor, hvem?
Traktor.

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Bank bank vitser – side 5:

Bank, bank!
Hvem der?
Tor!
Tor hvem?
Kontor!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Bank bank vitser – side 6:

Bank, bank!
Hvem der?
Tor!
Tor hvem?
Tore!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Bank bank vitser – side 7:

Bank bank.
Hvem der?
Tina.
Tina hvem?
Argentina.

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Bank Bank!
Hvem der?
Han som skal fikse dørklokken din!

Forrige vits

Engelske knock knock vitser:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

Neste vits

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock knock
who’s there?
Al
Al?
Al coholic

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hoot.
Hoot who?
Oh, I didn?t realize you were an owl.

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

Forrige vits – Neste vits

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I love you

Forrige vits

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