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Da har du kommet til riktig sted. P\u00e5 denne siden har vi samlet en rekke morsomme, korte vitser. God forn\u00f8yelse!<\/p>\n\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<h2>Korte vitser<\/h2>\n<p>Det ligger en landmine der borte.<br>\n&#8211; P\u00f8h, og den tror du jeg g\u00e5r p\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/2\/\">Neste vits &#8212;&#8212;&gt;<br>\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><br>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Per, pass deg for stupet. Hvilket stuuuuup?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/3\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Per, pass deg for trappa. Hvilken trapp-app-app-app-app-app-app&#8230;&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/2\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/4\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Per, pass deg for flaggstanga. Hvilken stang-ang-ang-ang-ang?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/3\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/5\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Da vi giftet oss syntes jeg du var s\u00e5nn en modig mann, Karl.<br>\n&#8211; Ja tenk, det var det mange som sa til meg da!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/4\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/6\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Kommunearbeidere m\u00e5 ha de raskeste bilene i hele verden. De slutter klokka 4 p\u00e5 jobben, og er hjemme klokka 3.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/5\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/7\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva som er det lengste ordet i verden?<br>\nSvar: Smile (det er en hel mil mellom s-en og e-en).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/6\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/8\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Si meg din adresse, og jeg skal si deg hvor du bor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/7\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/9\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ikke d\u00e5rlig, sa gubben og str\u00f8k seg over sin blanke skalle.<br>\n&#8211; \u00c5tti \u00e5r &#8211; og ikke et gr\u00e5tt h\u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/8\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/10\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hovmesteren sp\u00f8r den gamle kelneren hvorfor han setter tallerkenene s\u00e5 langt fra hverandre p\u00e5 bordet.<br>\n&#8211; Av erfaring vet jeg at disse herrene trenger stor plass! Det er nemlig sportsfiskerforeningen som har m\u00f8te i kveld.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/9\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/11\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Gratulerer, gratulerer professor! Jeg ser av avisene i dag morges at De fyller \u00e5r i dag.<br>\n&#8211; Nei, sier De det? Jeg har faktisk ikke rukket \u00e5 lese avisen enn\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/10\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/12\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u00e5 godt du lukter, Helge. Hva har du tatt p\u00e5 deg?<br>\n&#8211; Rene sokker.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/11\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/13\/\"> Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Det var en gang to sandhauger som m\u00f8ttes, da sa den ene:<br>\n&#8211; Heisann!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/12\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/14\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva f\u00e5r du hvis du blander en kalkulator med et menneske?<br>\n&#8211; En venn du kan regne med.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/13\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/15\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>I en motorsykkelgjeng var alle ganske rufsete. Bare en hadde kam, men han hadde den kun i lommeboka for \u00e5 greie utgiftene.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/14\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/16\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Ett par bukser til salgs. Brukt bare en gang &#8211; fra 14.april 1997 til 6.mars 2005.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/15\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/17\/\"> Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Livet mitt henger i en tynn tr\u00e5d, sa den ene syn\u00e5len til den andre.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/16\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/18\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Uff, s\u00e5 stygt bilde som henger der, klaget en hotellgjest til hotelleieren.<br>\n&#8211; Jeg er lei for det, men det er ikke noe bilde. Det er et speil, svarte hotelleieren.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/17\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/19\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeg visste ikke at du kunne sv\u00f8mme. Hvor l\u00e6rte du det?<br>\n&#8211; I vannet!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/18\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/20\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Kan jeg f\u00e5 noe for hodet mitt? spurte mannen da han kom inn p\u00e5 apoteket.<br>\n&#8211; Dessverre, vi kj\u00f8per ikke hoder her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/19\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/21\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Oppgitt mor:<br>\n&#8211; Jeg har jo sagt deg tusen millioner ganger at du ikke skal overdrive s\u00e5nn!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/20\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/22\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeg har h\u00f8rt at din mann har v\u00e6rt stum i 6 uker.<br>\n&#8211; Jas\u00e5, det har han ikke sagt et ord om til meg.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/21\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/23\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Naboen: &#8211; Pr\u00f8ver du \u00e5 stjele epler fra meg?<br>\nPer: &#8211; Nei, jeg pr\u00f8ver \u00e5 la v\u00e6re!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/22\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/24\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Har du sagt til pappa at jeg er stor i kjeften?<br>\n&#8211; Nei, jeg sa bare at det sikkert ikke var vanskelig for deg \u00e5 spise en banan p\u00e5 tvers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/23\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/25\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Si meg, spurte haikeren bonden, vil denne veien f\u00f8re meg til hovedveien?<br>\n&#8211; Nei, sa bonden, du blir n\u00f8dt til \u00e5 g\u00e5 sj\u00f8l.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/24\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/26\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Elskede, skal vi spise ute i kveld?<br>\n&#8211; Er du g\u00e6ern, det er jo minusgrader!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/25\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/27\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Fangen sitter i cellen og tenker over sin situasjon.<br>\n&#8211; Hvis jeg hadde sl\u00e5tt inn p\u00e5 forbryterbanen litt tidligere i livet, ville jeg v\u00e6rt fri n\u00e5!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/26\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/28\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hvorfor er du ugift?<br>\n&#8211; Jeg ble f\u00f8dt s\u00e5nn!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/27\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/29\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Det var f\u00e6lt s\u00e5 mye du vet om naboene.<br>\n&#8211; Ja, jeg passa papeg\u00f8yen deres i ferien.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/28\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/30\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Doktor, hva skal jeg gj\u00f8re med h\u00e5ravfallet mitt?<br>\n&#8211; Kast det, det er ingenting \u00e5 samle p\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/29\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/31\/\"> Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"rtb5\" style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman';\">En appelsin<\/span> og et eple gikk sammen over ei bro. Plutselig falt eplet ut i elva og ropte derfor til appelsinen.<br>\n-Skrell av deg og gi meg en b\u00e5t!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/30\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/32\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hver gang jeg gj\u00f8r noe dumt, ler jeg av meg selv.<br>\n&#8211; J\u00f8ss, du m\u00e5 ha det moro hele tiden.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/31\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/33\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vil du kj\u00f8pe en hest? Den l\u00f8per 20 km uten stans.<br>\nNei takk, jeg bor bare 6 km herfra.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/32\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/34\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hvor kommer de s\u00f8lete fotsporene fra?<br>\n&#8211; Aner ikke, de har fulgt etter meg hele tiden.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/33\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/35\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Gjesten fikk anvist rom i \u00f8verste etasje p\u00e5 Hotell Plaza i hovedstaden og sa:<br>\n&#8211; Unnskyld, men dere har ikke et rom litt n\u00e6rmere Oslo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/34\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/36\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ikke noe fyrverkeri i \u00e5r, sa kona og slengte rakettene i peisen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/35\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/37\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Kj\u00f8rel\u00e6reren til eleven:<br>\n&#8211; Hva med \u00e5 kj\u00f8re litt fortere? Med dette tempoet f\u00e5r vi snart bot for ulovlig parkering.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/36\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/38\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Det p\u00e5st\u00e5s at jeg har arvet min fars intelligens.<br>\n&#8211; Jass\u00e5? Du hadde kanskje mange s\u00f8sken \u00e5 dele den med?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/37\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/39\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hva elefantene gj\u00f8r n\u00e5r de vil vite hva klokka er?<br>\n&#8211; De g\u00e5r i urskogen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/38\/\">Forrige vits <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/40\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hva er p\u00e5 tv i kveld?<br>\n&#8211; Det samme som alltid. En lampe, en blomstervase og en duk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/39\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/41\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hvor ble du p\u00e5kj\u00f8rt?<br>\n&#8211; Rett foran bilen &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/40\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/42\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 var det svensken som brakk foten da han skulle rake l\u00f8v fordi han ramla ned fra treet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/41\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/korte-vitser\/43\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Jeg visste ikke hva lykke var, sa mannen til en kamerat, f\u00f8r jeg ble gift. 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