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Da har du kommet til riktig sted. Vi har her samlet en rekke vitser om denne t\u00f8ffe karen.<\/p>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/chuck-norris-vitser.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-125\" src=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/chuck-norris-vitser-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"chuck norris vitser\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/chuck-norris-vitser-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/chuck-norris-vitser.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Chuck Norris vitser<\/h2>\n<p>N\u00e5r Chuck Norris tar push up s\u00e5 dytter han ikke seg selv opp, men jorda ned.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/2\/\"><strong><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/2\/\"><strong><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/span><\/u><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris kan ta p\u00e5 sin venstre albue med sin venstre h\u00e5nd.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/3\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Supermann og Chuck Norris hadde en gang et veddem\u00e5l. Taperen m\u00e5tte g\u00e5 med underbuksa utenp\u00e5 buksene.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/2\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/4\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris har v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 Mars &#8211; det er derfor det ikke er noe tegn til liv der.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/3\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/5\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvis Chuck Norris noensinne skulle g\u00e5 tom for ammunisjon ville v\u00e5pnet skyte videre i frykt for \u00e5 skuffe ham.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/4\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/6\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Da Alexander Bell oppfant telefonen, hadde han tre ubesvarte anrop fra Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/5\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/7\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\"> Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Sp\u00f8kelser sitter rundt b\u00e5l og forteller Chuck Norris-historier.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/6\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/8\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris telte til uendeligheten. To ganger.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/7\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/9\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\"> Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris kan brette et ark s\u00e5 mange ganger han vil.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/8\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/10\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris har allerede v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 Mars. Det er derfor det ikke finnes spor av liv.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/9\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/11\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris sover ikke, han venter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/10\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/12\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris kan smelle igjen en svingd\u00f8r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/11\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/13\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En gang sparket Chuck Norris en hest i haken. Etterkommerne er i dag kjent som sjiraff.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Et eple skulle inn i kj\u00f8leskapet, men i d\u00f8ra stod det en eplenektar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/12\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/14\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><br>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris kan dele p\u00e5 null.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/13\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/15\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>D\u00f8den hadde engang en n\u00e6r-Chuck Norris opplevelse.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/14\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/16\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris har vunnet \u00abIdol\u00bb med tegnspr\u00e5k.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/15\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/17\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris sover med lyset p\u00e5. Ikke fordi han er redd for m\u00f8rket men fordi m\u00f8rket er redd ham!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/16\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/18\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Folk frykter frykten, frykten frykter Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/17\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/19\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris bygde sykehuset der han ble f\u00f8dt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/18\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/20\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris kan kvelde deg med en tr\u00e5dl\u00f8s telefon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/19\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/21\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris har et grizzlybj\u00f8rnteppe p\u00e5 soverommet. Bj\u00f8rnen er ikke d\u00f8d, den t\u00f8r bare ikke bevege p\u00e5 seg.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/20\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/22\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris bruker ikke dopapir. Han bruker rasp.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/21\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/23\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris kan slette Papirkurven.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/22\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/24\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris leser ikke b\u00f8ker, han stirrer bare p\u00e5 dem til de gir ham informasjonen han trenger.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/23\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/25\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris har jobbet 20 \u00e5r som selvmordsbomber, med over 150 vellykkede oppdrag.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/24\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/26\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"_5pbx userContent\" style=\"text-align: left;\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n\n<\/div>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Norris ringer ikke feil nummer. Du svarer feil telefon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/25\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u> <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/27\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Neste vits<\/span><\/u><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"_5pbx userContent\" style=\"text-align: left;\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n\n<\/div>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvis du har hundre kroner og Chuck Norris har hundre kroner, har Chuck Norris mer penger enn deg.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/chuck-norris-vitser2\/26\/\"><u><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">Forrige vits<\/span><\/u><\/a> &#8211; 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