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Da har du kommet til riktig sted. P\u00e5 denne siden har vi samlet en rekke morsomme vitser, som kan passe b\u00e5de til voksne og barn. God forn\u00f8yelse!<\/p>\n\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<h2>Julevitser<\/h2>\n<p>Fruen i huset var misforn\u00f8yd med bilen sin og beklaget seg overfor sin mann.<br>\n\u2013 Kj\u00f8p en overraskelse til meg i julegave! N\u00e5r jeg setter foten ned skal den akselerere fra 0-100 p\u00e5 mindre enn 4 sekunder, sa hun.<br>\n\u2013 Helst en lysebl\u00e5! la hun til.<br>\nFull av forventninger gikk hun julaften i m\u00f8te. \u2013 Hun fikk en flott lysebl\u00e5 badevekt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/2\/\">Neste vits &#8212;&#8212;&gt;<br>\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><br>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 2<\/h2>\n<p>P\u00e5 siste skoledagen leste l\u00e6reren litt ifra juleevangeliet for 1.klassingene. De satt stor\u00f8yde og lyttet intenst. &#8220;Siden det ikke var plass til dem i herberget, m\u00e5tte Josef og Maria ta inn i en stall og legge Jesus i krybba der,&#8221; forklarte l\u00e6reren.<br>\n&#8220;Det der var Josef sin skyld,&#8221; ropte lille Petrine. &#8220;Han burde g\u00e5tt inn p\u00e5 nettet og bestilt p\u00e5 forh\u00e5nd!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/3\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 3<\/h2>\n<p>Prat mellom to blondiner:<br>\n&#8211; I \u00e5r er julaften p\u00e5 en fredag.<br>\n&#8211; \u00e5h, gid, h\u00e5per ikke det er p\u00e5 den 13<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/2\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/4\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 4<\/h2>\n<p>I disse julebordstider:<br>\nDen beduggede mannen som hadde v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 julebord, kom sjanglende langs fortauet og spurte en politimann:<br>\n&#8211; Hvor mange bl\u00e5merker har jeg i pannen ?<br>\n&#8211; Fem.<br>\n&#8211; Bra, da er det bare tre lyktestolper igjen, s\u00e5 er jeg hjemme!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/3\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/5\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 5<\/h2>\n<p>En far spurte sin datter, hva hun \u00f8nsket seg i julegave.<br>\n\u2013 En lillebror, svarte piken. Til alt hell skjedde det, at moren nettopp julaften kom hjem fra sykehuset, hvor hun hadde f\u00f8dt en liten gutt, s\u00e5 alle var glade.<br>\n\u00c5ret etter spurte faren igjen piken, hva hun \u00f8nsket seg i julegave, og hun svarte:<br>\n\u2013 Tja, hvis det ikke er alt for vanskelig og hardt for mor, s\u00e5 vil jeg gjerne ha en ponni.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/4\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/6\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 6<\/h2>\n<p>Den ene grisen til den andre &#8211; Tror du p\u00e5 liv etter juleaften?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/5\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/7\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 7<\/h2>\n<p>\u2013 Mamma, mamma, vi m\u00e5 ringe julenissen med en gang!<br>\n\u2013 Hvorfor det?<br>\n\u2013 Du m\u00e5 fortelle ham at jeg ikke \u00f8nsker meg bilbane allikevel.<br>\n\u2013 Men, du har jo \u00f8nsket deg det i hele h\u00f8st?<br>\n\u2013 Jada, \u2013 men det st\u00e5r en helt ny bilbane innerst i kjellerboden.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/6\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/8\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Julevitser &#8211; Side 8<\/h2>\n<p>L\u00e6reren: \u2013 Hva gjorde hyrdene da de hadde bes\u00f8kt Jesusbarnet i stallen?<br>\nKari: \u2013 Jeg tror de skyndte seg hjem for \u00e5 pynte juletreet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/7\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/9\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Han sa spydig til sin svigermor:<br>\n\u2013 Ja, julenissen har nok den beste id\u00e9en: \u2013 Bes\u00f8k kun folk en gang i \u00e5ret.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/8\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/10\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5r det gjelder julenissen gjennomg\u00e5r de fleste mennesker tre stadier: \u2013 F\u00f8rst tror de p\u00e5 julenissen \u2013 S\u00e5 tror de ikke p\u00e5 julenissen \u2013 Og s\u00e5 m\u00e5 de v\u00e6re julenissen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/9\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/11\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hvorfor var du ikke p\u00e5 jobben i g\u00e5r?<br>\n\u2013 Jeg kom meg ikke ut.<br>\n\u2013 Hvorfor ikke?<br>\n\u2013 Julen sto for d\u00f8ra!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/10\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/12\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Julen er blitt avlyst i \u00e5r.<br>\n\u2013 Hvordan det?<br>\n\u2013 Husker du ikke at du fortalte julenissen at du hadde v\u00e6rt snill i \u00e5r?<br>\n\u2013 Jo, hva s\u00e5?<br>\n\u2013 Julenissen d\u00f8de av latter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/11\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/13\/\"> Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Det var en gang en sn\u00f8mann som spurte en sn\u00f8dame om hun ville bli med p\u00e5 ball. Sn\u00f8damen spurte da: \u2013 Hvilket ball?<br>\nSn\u00f8mannen svarte: \u2013 Sn\u00f8ball.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/12\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/14\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En julaften p\u00e5 Skarnes, for mange \u00e5r siden skulle Glommasvingen janitsjar ringe inn julen og spille julesangen, \u201cGlade Jul\u201d. Midt under fremf\u00f8ringen av sangen begynte stortrommeslageren \u00e5 sl\u00e5 noe s\u00e5 innmari p\u00e5 tromma si.<br>\nDirigenten beordret s-t-a-n-s i spillingen. Han gikk bort til trommeslageren og spurte:<br>\n\u2013 H\u00e5ffer sl\u00e5r du s\u00e5 f\u00e6lt p\u00e5 tromma di? Ser du itte at det st\u00e5r PP p\u00e5 notene, det betyr piano pianizzimo, s\u00e5 mye du veit det!<br>\n\u2013 \u00c5 gj\u00e6r det det, jeg trudde det betydde peis p\u00e5\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/13\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/15\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Damen var p\u00e5 et kj\u00f8pesenter for \u00e5 kj\u00f8pe julegaver, og ekspedit\u00f8ren spurte: \u2013 \u00d8nsker De \u00e5 betale kontant eller med kort? \u2013 Kontant, svarte damen. \u2013 Jeg kj\u00f8per av prinsipp aldri med kort. Det fikk en mann ved siden av til straks \u00e5 sp\u00f8rre: \u2013 Kunne De tenke deg \u00e5 bli min kone?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/14\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/16\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Svensken fikk et par vannski til jul. Helt siden da har han v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 jakt etter en sj\u00f8 med utforbakke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/15\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/17\/\"> Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>-Hvorfor ble ikke Jesus f\u00f8dt i Sverige?<br>\n-Fordi de ikke kunne finne noen vise menn!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/16\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/18\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Julenissen p\u00e5 Oslo City ble overrasket n\u00e5r en ung blondine i begynnelsen av tyve\u00e5rene kommer og setter seg p\u00e5 fanget for \u00e5 fortelle om sine \u00f8nsker. Men som den gode nisse han er, later han som ingen ting og sp\u00f8r hva den unge blondinen \u00f8nsker seg.<br>\n\u2013 Jo, sier hun litt flau og kikker ned i bakken. \u2013 Jeg \u00f8nsker meg noe til mamma.<br>\n\u2013 Noe til mamma, svarer nissen.<br>\n\u2013 Det var omtenksomt. Og hva \u00f8nsker du at jeg skal ta med meg til mammaen din da?<br>\nUten en mine sier hun \u2013 En svigers\u00f8nn.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/17\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/19\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Har du h\u00f8rt om gutten som ikke fikk reinsdyr fordi moren var lav?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/18\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/20\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Krovert til servitrise:<br>\n\u2013 Det var da enormt s\u00e5 spredt du har dekket opp mellom gjestene.<br>\n\u2013 Ja, det er fiskeklubben som skal ha julebord, og sist \u00e5r klagde de over at der var for liten plass til armene, n\u00e5r de skulle vise hvor stor fisk de hadde f\u00e5tt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/19\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/21\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En smart blondine, en smart svenske, en dum nordmann, supermann og julenissen st\u00e5r p\u00e5 fortauet, s\u00e5 dukker det plutselig opp en presang! Hvem tar den? Svar: \u2013 Supermann. Julenissen gir gaver og de andre finnes ikke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/20\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/22\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Det luktet deilig julemat. Huset var vasket og julepynten hengt opp. Juletreet sto stivpynteti stua og alle barna hadde f\u00e5tt p\u00e5 seg penkl\u00e6rne. Mor \u00e5pnet vinduet og lyden av kirkeklokker fylte hele rommet. Da kom minstemann l\u00f8pende og ropte:<br>\n&#8211; Jippi! N\u00e5 kommer isbilen!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/21\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/23\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Det var to nisser som skulle g\u00e5 over en vei, s\u00e5 ble den ene overkj\u00f8rt. Da sa den andre: \u2013 Kom an, julenissegr\u00f8t!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/22\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/24\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Takk for gaven jeg fikk til jul.<br>\n\u2013 \u00c5, det var da ingen ting \u00e5 takke for.<br>\n\u2013 Nei, det synes ikke jeg heller, men det synes mamma.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/23\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/25\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Pasienten: \u2013 Doktor, doktor! Jeg tror jeg er julenissen.<br>\n\u2013 OK, men kan jeg f\u00e5 julegaven min?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/24\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/26\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva er likheten mellom en julenisse og en f\u00f8rsteklassing? Svar: Begge har sekk p\u00e5 ryggen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/25\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/27\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Jeg bl\u00e5ser i hvem du er! Ta med deg reinsdyra dine og kom deg vekk fra taket mitt!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/26\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/28\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Like f\u00f8r jul, var en \u00e6rlig politikker, en snill advokat og julenissen i heisen p\u00e5 et hotel. Like f\u00f8r d\u00f8rene \u00e5pnet seg s\u00e5 alle 100kr som l\u00e5 p\u00e5 golvet. Hvem tok den opp. Julenissen s\u00e5klart, de to andre eksisterer jo ikke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/27\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/29\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Kan jeg f\u00e5 hund til jul, pappa?<br>\n&#8211; Nei, i \u00e5r blir det ribbe, som vanlig!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/28\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/30\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Veit du hvorfor svenskene vasker beina hver jul?<br>\nFordi det skal g\u00e5s p\u00e5 bordet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/29\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/31\/\"> Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Men Ola, skriver du julekort allerede i april?<br>\n&#8211; Ja, du skj\u00f8nner, de legger p\u00e5 portoen 1.mai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/30\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/32\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Julen kan ikke reddes n\u00e5!<br>\n&#8211; Jo da, jeg ringer en av mine venner.<br>\n&#8211; Hva kan han gj\u00f8re da?<br>\n&#8211; Han kan kle seg ut som deg og redde jula.<br>\n&#8211; Vil ikke barna bli lei seg hvis de finner det ut?<br>\n&#8211; Tror ikke alle barn at julenissen er tjukk da?<br>\n&#8211; Hmmm&#8230; Godt poeng.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/31\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/33\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>To sm\u00e5 gutter var hjemme alene(de trodde p\u00e5 nissen), da h\u00f8rte de noen som banket p\u00e5 d\u00f8ra, s\u00e5 sa den ene gutten:<br>\n&#8211; Hvem der? S\u00e5 svarte den som var utenfor:<br>\n&#8211; Det er nissen.<br>\nDa h\u00f8rte de at en mann datt ned pipen, da sa de:<br>\n&#8211; Hvem der?<br>\nS\u00e5 svarte han:<br>\n&#8211; Nissen her.<br>\nS\u00e5 sa guttene:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yes i \u00e5r bli det mange flere presanger:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/32\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/julevitser\/34\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Ingen flygende reinsdyr er kjent for biologene. Det ansl\u00e5s imidlertid at det finnes 300.000 levende organismer som ikke er klassifisert. Selv om de fleste er insekter, kan man ikke utelukke eksistensen av et flygende reinsdyr.<br>\n<strong>2.<\/strong> Det finnes omtrent 2 milliarder barn (mennesker yngre enn 18 \u00e5r) i verden. Julenissen ser ikke ut til \u00e5 vise interesse for barn av muslimer, hinduister, buddhister, j\u00f8der, ateister eller det europeere kaller ut\u00f8vere av naturreligioner. Heller ikke barn som selv bekjenner seg til et av disse livssyn omfattes av helgenens interesse. Dette reduserer hans arbeidsbelastning til 14% av barna, eller omtrent 280 millioner barn. For \u00e5 f\u00e5 en anelse om hans arbeidsbelastning, antar vi videre at med et snitt p\u00e5 3 barn i hver husholdning, vil antallet hjem p\u00e5 bes\u00f8kslisten v\u00e6re i st\u00f8rrelsesorden 93,3 millioner. Vi antar videre at det er n\u00f8yaktig ett snilt barn i hver familie, selv om dette er en grov forenkling.<br>\n<strong>3.<\/strong> Julenissen har 31 timer p\u00e5 seg til \u00e5 gj\u00f8re unna samtlige leveranser, takket v\u00e6re jordas rotasjon og v\u00e5r inndeling i tidssoner, dersom han reiser fra \u00f8st mot vest. Han m\u00e5 da foreta 836,32 bes\u00f8k i sekundet. Dette inneb\u00e6rer at ved hvert kristne hjem, har han 1,2 tusendels sekund p\u00e5 seg til \u00e5 parkere sleden, hoppe ned gjennom pipen, fylle sokker eller juletref\u00f8tter med gaver, spise utlagte godterier, klatre opp pipen, sette seg i sleden og kj\u00f8re til neste hus. Dersom vi antar at husene er jevnt fordelt over hele ruten, med en innbyrdes avstand p\u00e5 1,26 kilometer, vil den totale distansen bli 11,76 millioner mil. Gjennomsnittshastigheten til ekvipasjen m\u00e5 derfor v\u00e6re i overkant av 3,79 millioner km\/t, eller 3200 ganger raskere enn lyden i luft. Til sammenligning kj\u00f8rer den raskeste farkosten fremstilt av mennesker, romsonden Ulysses, med en fart p\u00e5 160 000 km\/t. Et gjennomsnitts reinsdyr l\u00f8per mellom 20 og 30 km\/t.<br>\n<strong>4.<\/strong> Et annet interessant element er vekten av sledens last. Dersom vi antar at hvert barn mottar et lite Lego-sett som veier 300 gram, vil samlet masse bli 28 000 tonn. I tillegg kommer kroppsvekten til St. Claus, som av mange blir betegnet som overvektig. P\u00e5 bakken drar et konvensjonelt reinsdyr maksimalt 300 kg. Den r\u00f8dkledde ville derfor ha behov for mer enn 93 000 slike trekkdyr. Vi f\u00e5r derfor anta at de flygende reinsdyrene (se punkt 1) er omtrent 1000 ganger s\u00e5 sterke som et landbasert dyr av samme rase, slik at det bare blir 93 trekkdyr \u00e5 holde styr p\u00e5. Den samlede vekten av hele farkosten med reinsdyr vil uansett kunne sammenlignes med en middels stor supertanker.<br>\n<strong>5<\/strong>. 30 000 tonn formet som reinsdyr med slede beveger seg alts\u00e5 med en hastighet av 3,79 millioner km\/t. Ved \u00e5 regne generert varme som resultat av ferd gjennom jordatmosf\u00e6ren, kan man anta at lederreinen mottar varmt tilsvarende 14,3 kvintillioner watt. Dette vil etter kort tid for\u00e5rsake omfattende brannskader, og f\u00f8r det er g\u00e5tt ett tidels sekund ville 93 normale reinsdyr v\u00e6re forvandlet til aske eller gass. Julenissen m\u00e5 i tillegg til denne varmen t\u00e5le en akselerasjon etter hvert husbes\u00f8k tilsvarende 17000g. Dersom han veier 120kg, vil seteryggen bli utsatt for en akselerasjonskraft p\u00e5 omtrent 19,9 MN (millioner Newton).<br>\n<strong>6.<\/strong> Konklusjonen blir at den amerikanske julenissen antakelig eksisterte, siden s\u00e5 mange \u00f8yenvitner har sett ham. 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