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Da har du kommet til riktig sted. P\u00e5 denne siden har vi samlet 28&nbsp;morsomme&nbsp;blondinevitser som vi h\u00e5per kan f\u00e5 frem latteren. Ikke ta det for seri\u00f8st, og viktigst av alt; god forn\u00f8yelse!<\/p>\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/2\/\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Hvorfor danser blondiner ved trafikklyset? De tror de er p\u00e5 discotek.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/2\/\">Neste vits &#8212;&#8212;&gt;<br>\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvorfor heller blondinene vann p\u00e5 PC&#8217;n? For \u00e5 surfe p\u00e5 internett.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/3\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Blondinen var s\u00e5 utrolig stolt over seg selv da hun endelig etter 3 mnd ble ferdig med puslespillet. Fordi p\u00e5 esken sto det 2-3 \u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/2\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/4\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvorfor f\u00e5r ikke blondiner ta kaffepause? &nbsp;&#8211; Det tar for lang tid \u00e5 l\u00e6re dem opp igjen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/3\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/5\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En blondine sto ved et trafikklys og sa:<br>\n&#8211; N\u00e5 har det v\u00e6rt gr\u00f8nn mann seks ganger. Blir det aldri gr\u00f8nt for oss damer?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/4\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/6\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvorfor kan ikke en blondine skrive et ellevetall? Hun vet ikke hvilket&nbsp;ett tall som skal st\u00e5 fremst.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/5\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/7\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En blind mann kommer inn p\u00e5 en damebar ved et uhell. Han finner veien frem til baren, tar frem en barkrakk, setter seg ned og han bestiller en drink. Etter \u00e5 ha sittet en stund alene, roper han til bartenderen:<br>\n&#8211; Vil du h\u00f8re en blondinevits?<br>\nBaren ble plutselig helt stille\u2026 S\u00e5 sier en hes mandig stemme ved siden av han:<br>\n&#8211; F\u00f8r du forteller den vitsen, synes jeg det er rettferdig \u2013 siden du er blind \u2013 at jeg forteller deg fem ting:<br>\n1. Bartenderen er en blond jente.<br>\n2. Utkasteren er en blond jente.<br>\n3. Jeg er en 188 cm og 100 kilos blond dame med sort belte i karate.<br>\n4. Damen som sitter ved siden av meg er en blond dame og profesjonell kick-bokser.<br>\n5. Damen til h\u00f8yre for deg er profesjonell bryter og er ogs\u00e5 blond.<br>\n&#8211; N\u00e5 kan du vurdere seri\u00f8st om du virkelig har lyst til \u00e5 fortelle den vitsen?<br>\nDen blinde mannen tar et par sekunders betenkningstid og sier:<br>\n&#8211; N\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6h\u2026 Jeg gidder ikke \u00e5 fortelle den hvis jeg m\u00e5 forklare den fem ganger.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/6\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/8\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Har du h\u00f8rt om blondinen som lastet ned juksekoder p\u00e5 Nintendo Wii Fit for \u00e5 f\u00e5 g\u00e5 ned i vekt?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/7\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/9\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvorfor setter blondiner seg bakerst i kinosalen? Den som ler sist, ler best.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/8\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/10\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En blondine p\u00e5 ferie i Australia \u00f8nsket \u00e5 kj\u00f8pe et par krokodillesko p\u00e5 et marked, men ble snurt da skoselgeren ikke gikk med p\u00e5 hennes fors\u00f8k for \u00e5 prute ned prisen.<br>\n\u00abGreit. Jeg drar og skaffer meg krokodillesko p\u00e5 egenh\u00e5nd,\u00bb sier hun og drar avg\u00e5rde.<br>\nP\u00e5 ettermiddagen da skoselgeren var p\u00e5 vei hjem fra markedet la han merke til den samme blondinen st\u00e5ende i myra til livet med en rifle i h\u00e5nda. Selgeren kaster seg ut av bilen og l\u00f8per mot blondinen idet han ser henne l\u00f8fte rifla og skyte. F\u00f8r han n\u00e5r blondinen ser han henne dra en d\u00f8d krokodille opp p\u00e5 land, der han ogs\u00e5 ser to andre d\u00f8de krokodiller. Akkurat i det han n\u00e5r bort til henne og skal sp\u00f8rre henne om hva hun driver med, ruller blondinen krokodillen over p\u00e5 rygger og utbryter:<br>\n\u00abFillern! Denne er ogs\u00e5 barbeint!\u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/9\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/11\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvor mang blondiner kreves det for og skru inn ei lysp\u00e6re i taket?<br>\n<strong>Svar:<\/strong> Ingen, de klarer det ikke uansett.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/10\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/12\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hvorfor kj\u00f8rer alltid en blondine BMW? Fordi det er det eneste bilmerke hun kan stave.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/11\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/13\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva kalles en intelligent blondine? En vits.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/12\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/14\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvordan man lettest mulig f\u00e5r til \u00e5 drukne en blondine?<br>\n<strong>Svar:<\/strong> Man plasserer et speil i bunden av et badekar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/13\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/15\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En politikonstabel stopper en blondine for r\u00e5kj\u00f8ring, og sp\u00f8r henne pent om \u00e5 f\u00e5 se f\u00f8rerkortet hennes. Hun svarer oppgitt, &#8220;Jeg skulle \u00f8nske dere kunne bestemme dere.<br>\nI g\u00e5r tar dere f\u00f8rerkortet fra meg, og i dag forventer dere at jeg skal vise det til dere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/14\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/16\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En raner kom inn i en elektronikkbutikk og stjal en TV. Blondinen s\u00e5 det, l\u00f8p etter ham og ropte: \u201dVent, du glemte fjernkontrollen!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/15\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/17\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvordan man forandrer blondinas tankegang? Bl\u00e5s i \u00f8ret hennes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/16\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/18\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva kaller du et skjelett med blondt h\u00e5r i et skap? Fjor\u00e5rets vinner av gjemsel-leken.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/17\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/19\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva kaller du en flue inni hodet til en blondine? Lost in space.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/18\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/20\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor blondina har isbiter i fryseren?<br>\n&#8211; For at fryseren skal holde seg kald.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/19\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/21\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva har Den Avskylige Sn\u00f8mannen og en intelligent blondine til felles? Ingen har sett dem!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/20\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/22\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva gj\u00f8r du hvis en blondine kaster en granat mot deg? &#8211; Drar ut sikringen, og kaster den tilbake.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/21\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/23\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor blondina alltid g\u00e5r med \u00f8revarmere? For \u00e5 unng\u00e5 gjennomtrekk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/22\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/24\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva er fordelen med \u00e5 v\u00e6re gift med ei blondine? Man kan parkere bilen p\u00e5 handikap-plassene!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/23\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/25\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Hva er forskjellen p\u00e5 en blondine og verdensrommet? I verdensrommet finnes det h\u00e5p om intelligent liv.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/24\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/26\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hva man kaller en flue som surrer rundt i hodet p\u00e5 en blondine?<br>\n&#8211; Lost in Space.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/25\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/27\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvordan man f\u00e5r lurt ei enarmet blondine ned fra et tre?<br>\n&#8211; Vink til henne.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/26\/\">Forrige vits<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/28\/\">Neste vits<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<p>En blondine er p\u00e5 vei til Bergen med fly. 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