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Da har du kommet til riktig sted. P\u00e5 denne siden har vi samlet en hel rekke med morsomme vitser som garantert f\u00e5r deg til \u00e5 le.<\/p>\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/blondinevitser\/2\/\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>Vet du hvorfor vitser<\/h3>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1467\" src=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser-300x240.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser-300x240.png 300w, https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser-768x614.png 768w, https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser.png 901w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor gutten satte sykkelen sin ved senga om kvelden?<br>\nFordi han var lei av \u00e5 g\u00e5 i s\u00f8vne.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor blondina alltid g\u00e5r med \u00f8revarmere?<br>\nFor \u00e5 unng\u00e5 gjennomtrekk.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor man ikke kan g\u00e5 gjennom jungelen mellom klokken fire og fem p\u00e5 natta?<br>\nFordi elefantene \u00f8ver p\u00e5 \u00e5 hoppe i fallskjerm.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor beveren har flat hale?<br>\nFordi den gikk gjennom jungelen mellom fire og fem p\u00e5 natta.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor alle svenske kvinner putter p-pillene i nesen?<br>\nFordi de er redde for \u00e5 f\u00e5 sn\u00f8rrunger.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene tror det er liv p\u00e5 m\u00e5nen?<br>\nDet er jo lys der hele natten.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor Lada`n har fire pedaler?<br>\nGass, brems, kl\u00f8tsj \u2013 og en til \u00e5 pumpe opp air-bagen med.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor sauer har s\u00e5 svake bein?<br>\nFor den er f\u00f8dt lam.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor dvergene ler n\u00e5r de spiller fotball?<br>\nFordi gresset kiler dem i rumpen.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene klatrer opp i lysstolpene?<br>\nFor \u00e5 se om p\u00e6rene er modne.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenske veier er s\u00e5 breie? \u2013 Nei.<br>\nFordi det er to vanlige kj\u00f8rebaner i hver side og en i midten hvor du kan kj\u00f8re hvilken vei du vil!<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor det finnes billig og dyr kebab?<br>\nDen dyre inneholder rasekatt og den andre ikke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser\/2\/\">Neste side &#8212;&#8212;&gt;<br>\n <script async 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svenskene har hull i paraplyen?<br>\nDe vil se n\u00e5r det slutter \u00e5 regne.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene ser opp p\u00e5 himmelen og smiler n\u00e5r det lyner?<br>\nDe tror de blir fotograferte.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor blondinevitsene er s\u00e5 dumme?<br>\nFor at brunettene skal skj\u00f8nne dem.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene alltid kj\u00f8per lettmelk?<br>\nFordi de tror det er lettere \u00e5 b\u00e6re\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor tannleger ofte lager broer?<br>\nDet er for at tannverket kan g\u00e5 over.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser\/\">Forrige side&nbsp;<\/a>&nbsp;&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vet-du-hvorfor-vitser\/3\/\">Neste side<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     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ut?<br>\nFordi det ikke var flere papputer igjen.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor isbiter ikke har armer og bein?<br>\nFordi de er vannskapte.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor Tarzan har flyttet til Sverige?<br>\nJa, det m\u00e5 vel v\u00e6re for han er konge over apene.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor alle svenskevitsene er s\u00e5 korte?<br>\nFor at svenskene ogs\u00e5 skal forst\u00e5 dem.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene ligger p\u00e5 stranden f\u00f8r de skal p\u00e5 fest?<br>\nFordi de vil ha b\u00f8lger i h\u00e5ret.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene har med sandpapir i \u00f8rkenen?<br>\nDe tror det er et kart.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor blondiner g\u00e5r i h\u00f8yhelede sko n\u00e5r det regner?<br>\nFordi de ikke vil drukne.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene alltid g\u00e5r med henda i lommene?<br>\nDe skammer seg over at fingrene ikke er like lange.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor svenskene ikke bruker tresko?<br>\nFordi de bare har to bein.<\/p>\n<p>Vet du hvorfor h\u00f8na krysser veien?<br>\nFor \u00e5 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