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Han ville dyrke potetlomper.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jeg beklager at h\u00f8na mi r\u00f8mte over til deg og spiste kornet ditt.<br>&#8211; Det er greit, bikkja mi spiste h\u00f8na.<\/p>\n<p>B\u00f8nder leser masse b\u00f8ker, de pl\u00f8yer gjennom dem.<\/p>\n<p>Hvilke b\u00f8nder er religi\u00f8se?<br>&#8211; De som dyrker b\u00f8nner.<\/p>\n<p>Bonden ville s\u00e5 gjerne herme etter dyrene sine, s\u00e5 han begynte \u00e5 spise som en gris.<\/p>\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p>&#8211; Vi kan ikke ha hest i stua, tenk p\u00e5 lukten!<br>&#8211; Men den venner seg vel til det?<\/p>\n<p>Hvordan teller bonden kyrne sine?<br>&#8211; Han bruker en kal-ku-lator.<\/p>\n<p>Bonden s\u00e5 ikke noen grunn til \u00e5 ha fugleskremsel ute p\u00e5 jordet, han var jo stadig der ute selv.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Har du sett en lastebil full av sauer kj\u00f8re forbi her?<br>&#8211; Nei, falt du av?<\/p>\n<p>Bymannen: &#8211; Jeg synes sauen din l\u00f8per fort, spesielt med tanke p\u00e5 at den ble f\u00f8dt lam!<\/p>\n<p>Mannen s\u00e5 til stadighet hvordan bondekona m\u00e5tte g\u00e5 etter mannen som satt p\u00e5 en hest. Veien opp til g\u00e5rden var b\u00e5de lang og bratt.<br>&#8211; Hvorfor er det s\u00e5nn at du alltid rir og kona di alltid g\u00e5r? spurte han.<br>&#8211; Det er enkelt. Hun har ikke hest, men det har jeg.<\/p>\n<p>Bonden lurte p\u00e5 om de hadde r\u00e5d til en melkemaskin.<br>&#8211; Den koster 5000 kroner, og vi har fem kyr. 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