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Da har du kommet p\u00e5 riktig sted. P\u00e5 denne siden gir vi deg 30 vitser om menn som kommer til \u00e5 f\u00e5 deg til \u00e5 le.<\/p>\n\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 1 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Kvinnen kom ut p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet hvor hun fant mannen g\u00e5ende rundt med en fluesmekker i h\u00e5nden.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hva gj\u00f8r du, kj\u00e6re?&#8221; spurte hun.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jakter p\u00e5 fluer!&#8221; svarte han.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aha, har du f\u00e5tt tatt noen?&#8221; spurte hun.<\/p>\n<p>Ja da! 3 hanner og 2 hunner&#8221; svarte han. Nysgjerrig spurte hun:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hvordan kan du se om det var en han eller en hun? Han svarte s\u00e5 overb\u00e6rende:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tre satt p\u00e5 en \u00f8lboks og to andre p\u00e5 telefonen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/2\/\">Neste vits&nbsp;&#8212;&#8212;&gt;<br>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/h3>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 2 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En kvinne bekymrer seg for fremtiden, helt til hun f\u00e5r en ektemann. En mann bekymrer seg aldri for fremtiden, helt til han f\u00e5r en kone.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/3\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 3 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Jeg er en mann p\u00e5 37 \u00e5r som er lykkelig gift med min deilige kone og vi har 2 barn. Den seneste tid har min kone kj\u00f8pt mange nye kl\u00e6r og hun har ogs\u00e5 begynt \u00e5 g\u00e5 mye ut alene. N\u00e5r jeg sp\u00f8r hvem hun er sammen med svarer hun alltid: &#8220;Ikke noen du kjenner.&#8221; I forg\u00e5rs ringte hennes mobiltelefon og da jeg skulle ta den freste hun at jeg aldri skulle r\u00f8re hennes mobil. Hver torsdag n\u00e5 hun kommer hjem blir hun alltid satt av litt nede i veien. P\u00e5 torsdag besluttet jeg meg for \u00e5 finne ut hvem som kj\u00f8rte henne hjem, s\u00e5 jeg gikk ut i innkj\u00f8rselen og gjemte meg bak min BMW. Da s\u00e5 jeg til min forskrekkelse at den lekker litt olje. N\u00e5 er mitt sp\u00f8rsm\u00e5l:<br>\nEr det normalt en BMW 520 lekker olje n\u00e5r den kun har kj\u00f8rt 30 000 km?<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/2\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/4\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 4 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En mann er ufullstendig helt til han er gift. Da er han ferdig.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/3\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/5\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 5 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En ung kvinne tok en ettermiddagslur. Da hun v\u00e5knet opp, sa hun til ektemannen sin: \u201dJeg dr\u00f8mte nettopp at du ga meg et ekte perlekjede til valentinsdagen. Hva tror du det betyr?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201dDu finner det ut i kveld\u201d, sa mannen. Samme kveld kom han hjem med en pakke som han ga til kona si. Hun rev spent av papiret, og s\u00e5 en bok med tittelen: \u201dDr\u00f8mmetydning\u201d.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/4\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/6\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 6 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Det tar en kvinne 20 \u00e5r \u00e5 gj\u00f8re s\u00f8nnen til en mann, og for en annen kvinne kun 20 minutter for \u00e5 gj\u00f8re ham om til et fjols.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/5\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/7\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 7 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Ekteskap er en institusjon hvor en person alltid har rett, og den andre er ektemannen.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/6\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/8\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 8 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En kvinne g\u00e5r inn i et ekteskap med et h\u00e5p om at mannen vil forandre seg. Mannen g\u00e5r inn i et ekteskap i et h\u00e5p om at kvinnen aldri vil forandre seg.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/7\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/9\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 9 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En mann kom tilbake til kontoret med en liten pen innpakket gave, da arbeidskollegaen spurte hva det var for noe. Mannen svarte \u00abKona fyller 40 \u00e5r imorgen, og jeg spurte henne hva hun ville ha til bursdagen sin. Hun svarte noe med diamanter i seg.\u00bb<br>\nArbeidskollegaen var imponert over mannens gener\u00f8sitet og spurte \u00abS\u00e5 hva kj\u00f8pte du? Ring, kjede eller \u00f8redobber?\u00bb<br>\nMannen svarte, \u00abEn kortstokk.\u00bb<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/8\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/10\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 10 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En mann snakket med kona si en dag, \u00abJeg forst\u00e5r ikke hvordan du kan v\u00e6re s\u00e5 vakker og dum p\u00e5 en gang.\u00bb<br>\nKona svarte, \u00abLa meg forklare. Gud gjorde meg vakker slik at du ville bli tiltrukket av meg, og Gud gjorde meg dum slik at jeg ville bli tiltrukket av deg!\u00bb<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/9\/\">Forrige &#8211;<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/11\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 11 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>\u00abHallo, er dette politiet?\u00bb<br>\n\u00abJa, det er det. Hvordan kan jeg hjelpe deg?\u00bb<br>\n\u00abJeg ringer for \u00e5 rapportere naboen min, Ronny. Han gjemmer dop i veden sin.\u00bb<br>\n\u00abTakk for tipset min gode mann, vi skal unders\u00f8ke det med en gang.\u00bb<br>\nDen neste dagen kommer politiet i store styrker til huset til Ronny og s\u00f8ker gjennom hele huset og videre til vedskjulet. Med skarpe \u00f8kser \u00e5pner de opp alle vedkubbene, men finner ikke noe dop. Bannende drar de fra Ronnys hus, da telefonen ringer hos Ronny.<br>\n\u00abKom politiet?\u00bb<br>\n\u00abJepp&#8230;\u00bb<br>\n\u00abKl\u00f8yvde de all veden din?\u00bb<br>\n\u00abStemmer&#8230;\u00bb<br>\n\u00abGratulerer med dagen, kompis!\u00bb<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/10\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/12\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 12 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Gutter vil v\u00e6re gutter, men det vil ogs\u00e5 mange middelaldrende menn.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/11\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/13\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 13 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Hva skal du gi en mann som har alt ? En kvinne til \u00e5 vise han hvordan det skal brukes.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/12\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/14\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 14 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Hvorfor er blondinevitser s\u00e5 korte? &#8211; S\u00e5 menn kan huske dem.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/13\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/15\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Vitser om menn &#8211; 15 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Hvordan kan det ha seg at menn kan bestille fotballbilletter 4 m\u00e5neder i forveien, men venter til julaften med \u00e5 kj\u00f8pe julegaver?<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/14\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/16\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>16 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Hvordan viser en mann at han planlegger for fremtiden? &#8211; Ved \u00e5 kj\u00f8pe to kasser \u00f8l, i steden for en..<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/15\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/17\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>17 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Kan du tenke deg en verden uten menn? &#8230;Ingen kriminalitet, og flust av glade, feite damer.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/16\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/18\/\"> Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>18 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Kona utfordret mannen til \u00e5 ta sin del av husarbeidet, og dermed bestemte han seg for \u00e5 vaske T-skjorta si selv. Han hadde v\u00e6rt i vaskerommet i ca. to sekunder da han ropte: &#8216;Hvilket program skal jeg bruke?&#8217;<br>\n&#8216;Det kommer litt an p\u00e5,&#8217; svarte kona &#8216;hva st\u00e5r det p\u00e5 T-skjorta?&#8217;<br>\n&#8216;Liverpool \u2019, svarte han.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/17\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/19\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>19 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">K\u00e5re kj\u00f8pte billetter til \u00e5 se Tottenham mot Arsenal, men hadde kj\u00f8pt de billigste billettene som fantes, og setet var i hj\u00f8rnet langt bak og han kunne knapt se hva som skjedde p\u00e5 grunn av en storvokst familie p\u00e5 raden foran.<br>\nI pausen ser K\u00e5re et tomt sete ved siden av en gammel mann rett ved midtstreken helt nede ved reklameskiltene og bestemmer seg for \u00e5 ta sjansen for \u00e5 sette seg ved siden av mannen.<br>\n\u00abEr dette setet opptatt?\u00bb sp\u00f8r K\u00e5re.<br>\n\u00abNei, v\u00e6r s\u00e5 god og sitt.\u00bb svarer den gamle mannen.<br>\nK\u00e5re er storforn\u00f8yd med det perfekte setet hvor han s\u00e5 Tottenham knuse Arsenal. K\u00e5re og den gamle mannen begynte \u00e5 prate gjennom kampen, og K\u00e5re endte opp med \u00e5 sp\u00f8rre, \u00abS\u00e5 hvorfor er dette setet tomt?\u00bb<br>\nDen gamle mannen s\u00e5 p\u00e5 K\u00e5re med et trist blikk og sa, \u00abKona og jeg har hatt de samme setene i 30 \u00e5r og aldri g\u00e5tt glipp av en kamp, men n\u00e5 har hun g\u00e5tt bort, s\u00e5 jeg er her alene.\u00bb<br>\nK\u00e5re f\u00f8lte seg d\u00e5rlig for \u00e5 ha spurt om det, men fortsatte likevel med et sp\u00f8rsm\u00e5l til, \u00abDette er de beste setene i hele stadion. Du kunne vel sikkert ha invitert med noen barn, barnebarn eller venner?\u00bb<br>\nDen gamle mannen svarte, \u00abJeg ville ha gjort det. Men beklageligvis er de alle i begravelsen.\u00bb<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/18\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/20\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>20 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>En bargjest gj\u00f8r et veddem\u00e5l med bartenderen. \u00abJeg vedder 500 kroner p\u00e5 at jeg kan st\u00e5 her og tisse opp i en tom \u00f8lflaske p\u00e5 den andre siden av rommet.\u00bb<br>\nBartenderen visste at dette var umulig, og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 det som lettjente penger. Mannen plasserte en \u00f8lflaske p\u00e5 den andre siden av rommet, og istedet for \u00e5 treffe flasken tisset han over hele baren og gulvet.<br>\nBartenderen lo og sa, \u00abDet blir 500 kroner takk.\u00bb Mannen sa OK og gikk forn\u00f8yd videre. Da bartenderen spurte ham hvorfor han var s\u00e5 glad, svarte mannen, \u00abSer du de karene der borte? Jeg veddet 5000 kroner med dem om at jeg kunne tisse over hele baren og gulvet ditt, og at du ville le av det.\u00bb<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/19\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/21\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>21 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Mannen har alltid med seg en liste over hva han har spist. Det kalles et slips\u2026<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/20\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/22\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>22 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Mannen sa til kona si: &#8220;Jeg m\u00e5 \u00e6rlig talt si at jeg liker din svigermor bedre enn min&#8221;.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/21\/\">Forrige <\/a>&#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/23\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>23 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Mange menn kan takke sin f\u00f8rste kone for suksessen sin, og takke suksessen sin for sin kone nummer 2.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/22\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/24\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>24 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>Menn er som datamaskiner. 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N\u00e5r str\u00f8mmen har g\u00e5tt..<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/27\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211;<a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/29\/\"> Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>29 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>P\u00e5 sykehuset var p\u00e5r\u00f8rende til et alvorlig sykt familiemedlem samlet i oppholdsrommet. Legen kom inn, og s\u00e5 trett og dyster ut: \u201cJeg er redd for at jeg har d\u00e5rlige nyheter\u201d, sa han og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 de engstelige ansiktene. \u201cDet eneste h\u00e5p som er tilbake for pasienten p\u00e5 dette tidspunkt, er en hjernetransplantasjon. Dette er en vanskelig og risikabel prosess, og dere m\u00e5 selv betale for hjernen.\u201d De p\u00e5r\u00f8rende satt stille og tenkte over saken. Etter en lang tid var det en som spurte:<br>\n\u201cOK, hvor mye koster en hjerne?\u201d Legen svarte hurtig:<br>\n\u201c30.000 kr. for en mannehjerne, og 1.200 kr. for en kvinnehjerne.\u201d Stemningen ble litt pinlig. Mennene i rommet pr\u00f8vde \u00e5 ikke smile, unngikk \u00f8yekontakt med kvinnene, men satt med et tilfreds uttrykk i ansiktet. En mann var ute av stand til \u00e5 styre sin nysgjerrighet, og spurte om det alle \u00f8nsket \u00e5 sp\u00f8rre om:\u201cHvorfor koster en manns hjerne s\u00e5 mye mer..?\u201d<br>\nLegen smilte av den enkle mannen og sa:<br>\n\u201c30.000 kr. er en standardpris. Vi er n\u00f8dt til \u00e5 sette ned prisen for kvinnehjerner, da de har v\u00e6rt i bruk.\u201d<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/28\/\">Forrige<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser.myiglo.com\/vitser-om-menn\/30\/\">Neste<\/a><\/strong><\/h3>\n <script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- vitserResponsive -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-5179310982050444\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"2549763810\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>30 av 30:<\/h3>\n<p>To menn er ute og g\u00e5r tur i skog og mark. Etter \u00e5 ha g\u00e5tt noen timer sier den ene:<br>\n&#8211; Jeg tror jeg vil skilles fra kona. Hun har ikke snakket til meg p\u00e5 fjorten dager.<\/p>\n<p>Kameraten stopper og gransker den andre, f\u00f8r han svarer:<br>\n&#8211; Det synes jeg at du skal temnke n\u00f8ye over. 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